2009 Awards (Funny)

[Jason Rose]

The Staff and I will hand out the serious awards at the Banquet. However, we also do funny awards for the goofy stuff that happens each year.

Please EMAIL your ideas for funny wards from 2009. DO NOT post your ideas here.

Here are some we've done in years past:

The Road Warrior Award for the Most Miles Traveled to Get to a Rehearsal: Thomas Dean & Dylan Heyl
The "Old Phart" Award for the Most Complaints to the Corps Director: Nikki Nauck
Most Photographed Member of the Year: Laura Thompson
Best Nickname: Not Mike & Not Mark
Best Nickname (Hon. Mention): Sonic
Best Nickname That Didn't Stick: "Rooster"
Gravity Sucks Award: Darrin Shrontz
"Whoa Momma" Award: Mark Todd (DCI Unauthorized Ad-lib in Solo)
Most Dropped Sticks: Thomas Dean
Compass Award: Honor Guard
Best Camp Shirt: Nip
Best Camp Shirt (Hon Mention): Not Mike , Not Mark
Most Vocal on the Field During a Performance: Ronnie Alexander
Ms. Enthusiasm Award: Jannet Nguyen
Mr. Enthusiasm Award: Dylan Heyl
The "Flag Violation" Award: Jon Wendt (he molested a flag pole)
The "That's Gonna Leave a Stain" Award: DNgo (for being violated by Tom)
The "Hob-Squatch" Award for Worst Placement of Oversized Feet: Alex Villarreal
The "I Can Carry My Own Body Weight in Equipment" Award: Jannet Nguyen
The "PhotoShop" Award (Sponsored by YOUR TAX DOLLARS): Scott Miller
The "Biggest Pizza in Corps History" Award: Jon, Thomas, Dylan, & Cliff
The "Heeeeyyyy" Award: Ronnie Alexander (Unauthorized Frankenstein Vocal)
The "Fun Sized" Award: Jenny, Jannet, Sammy
The "Goatee Only ""MOM"" Could Love" Award: Mike Predmore
The Funniest Member Award: Mike Predmore