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This probably also applies for Drum Corps types, we are all geeks at SO many levels. (and we will understand all the references!)

The Top 15 Science Fiction Geek Pickup Lines

15> "Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on 'stunning.'"

14> "I can't help it -- my eyes are trapped in the gravitational
field of your breasts!!"

13> "Nice Asimov."

12> "Not only can I beam you aboard, I can beam you a woody."

11> "W-w-w-w-w-wo-would y-y-y-y-you g-g-g-g-go o-o-out w-w-w-w...
ah, screw it."

10> "Is that Shai-Hulud, the life-giving spice-producing god-worm
in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"

9> "Earth woman, prepare to be probed!"

8> "Forgive my Kirk-like boldness, but you wanna go back to my
mom's place and watch 'Dr. Who'?"

7> "How 'bout I slip into something more comfortable... like
these STAR TREK VOYAGER pajamas!"

6> "I'm the droid you're looking for."

5> "Is that a spare Vulcan ear in your pocket or... well, I'm
just asking because some jerk in the parking lot pulled
off one of my Vulcan ears."

4> "Hey, baby. I own Microsoft."

3> "Your mouth says, 'Shields up!', but your eyes say, 'A hull
breach is imminent.'"

2> "I sense something... a presence I've not felt since I saw
you bend over the registration table."

and Topfive.com's Number 1 Science Fiction Geek Pickup Line...

1> "If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you watch me
masturbate while I download pictures of Jeri Ryan?"

Well,
what can one say other than.........the post is soooooooo


Andy

LMAO

Nikki Colvin wrote:Well,
what can one say other than.........the post is soooooooo


Andy

LMAO

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week...try the veal!

I am confused by the title of the post.....it says Top 10 and then there are actually 15 of them.....and the last one says it was Top5.coms list.

W
T
H?

Mark Todd wrote:I am confused by the title of the post.....it says Top 10 and then there are actually 15 of them.....and the last one says it was Top5.coms list.

W
T
H?

I get these "Top 5" lists every day. Some of them are only 5, some are 10, some are 15. I don't get it either, I just thought it was a particularly funny list, because of some of our "during rehearsal" conversations and off the cuff references to obscure things.

Like this past Saturday.......

I would like to hear F n G .


I start giggling look over at Andy and he says FNG.........some things never change.........

Nikki Colvin wrote:.........some things never change.........

"Hi"

How much longer till we get there?






bout a half hour.........