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Top 10 SciFi Geek Pickup Lines

Postby Andy Jurick » Tue Aug 23, 2011 8:46 am

This probably also applies for Drum Corps types, we are all geeks at SO many levels. (and we will understand all the references!)

The Top 15 Science Fiction Geek Pickup Lines

15> "Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on 'stunning.'"

14> "I can't help it -- my eyes are trapped in the gravitational
field of your breasts!!"

13> "Nice Asimov."

12> "Not only can I beam you aboard, I can beam you a woody."

11> "W-w-w-w-w-wo-would y-y-y-y-you g-g-g-g-go o-o-out w-w-w-w...
ah, screw it."

10> "Is that Shai-Hulud, the life-giving spice-producing god-worm
in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"

9> "Earth woman, prepare to be probed!"

8> "Forgive my Kirk-like boldness, but you wanna go back to my
mom's place and watch 'Dr. Who'?"

7> "How 'bout I slip into something more comfortable... like
these STAR TREK VOYAGER pajamas!"

6> "I'm the droid you're looking for."

5> "Is that a spare Vulcan ear in your pocket or... well, I'm
just asking because some jerk in the parking lot pulled
off one of my Vulcan ears."

4> "Hey, baby. I own Microsoft."

3> "Your mouth says, 'Shields up!', but your eyes say, 'A hull
breach is imminent.'"

2> "I sense something... a presence I've not felt since I saw
you bend over the registration table."

and Topfive.com's Number 1 Science Fiction Geek Pickup Line...

1> "If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you watch me
masturbate while I download pictures of Jeri Ryan?"
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Houston Symphonic Band, trumpet - 1991-2002
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Gulf Coast Sound Drum & Bugle Corps, soprano - 2002-
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Re: Top 10 SciFi Geek Pickup Lines

Postby Nikki Colvin » Tue Aug 23, 2011 12:11 pm

Well,
what can one say other than.........the post is soooooooo


Andy

LMAO
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Re: Top 10 SciFi Geek Pickup Lines

Postby Andy Jurick » Tue Aug 23, 2011 3:22 pm

Nikki Colvin wrote:Well,
what can one say other than.........the post is soooooooo


Andy

LMAO



Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week...try the veal! ;)
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Atlanta CorpsVets Sr. Drum & Bugle Corps, soprano - 2002
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Re: Top 10 SciFi Geek Pickup Lines

Postby Mark Todd » Tue Aug 23, 2011 7:34 pm

I am confused by the title of the post.....it says Top 10 and then there are actually 15 of them.....and the last one says it was Top5.coms list.

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Re: Top 10 SciFi Geek Pickup Lines

Postby Andy Jurick » Wed Aug 24, 2011 7:47 am

Mark Todd wrote:I am confused by the title of the post.....it says Top 10 and then there are actually 15 of them.....and the last one says it was Top5.coms list.

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I get these "Top 5" lists every day. Some of them are only 5, some are 10, some are 15. I don't get it either, I just thought it was a particularly funny list, because of some of our "during rehearsal" conversations and off the cuff references to obscure things.
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Houston Symphonic Band, trumpet - 1991-2002
Bayou City Blues Sr. Drum & Bugle Corps, soprano, Asst. Director - 1992-2001
Atlanta CorpsVets Sr. Drum & Bugle Corps, soprano - 2002
Gulf Coast Sound Drum & Bugle Corps, soprano - 2002-
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Re: Top 10 SciFi Geek Pickup Lines

Postby Nikki Colvin » Wed Aug 24, 2011 7:50 am

Like this past Saturday.......

I would like to hear F n G .


I start giggling look over at Andy and he says FNG.........some things never change.........

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Top 10 SciFi Geek Pickup Lines

Postby Jason Rose » Wed Aug 24, 2011 8:08 am

Nikki Colvin wrote:.........some things never change.........



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Re: Top 10 SciFi Geek Pickup Lines

Postby Nikki Colvin » Wed Aug 24, 2011 8:23 am

How much longer till we get there?






bout a half hour.........
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