3 Notes Go Into a Bar

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3 Notes Go Into a Bar

Postby Jason Rose » Thu Jun 30, 2011 1:07 pm

C, E-flat and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.

D comes in and heads for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second."

Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor.

Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."

E-Flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes.

The bartender says, "You're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development."

Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural.

Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional facility.

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Re: 3 Notes Go Into a Bar

Postby Corey Mark » Thu Jun 30, 2011 8:50 pm

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Re: 3 Notes Go Into a Bar

Postby Tom Huntley » Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:18 pm

Corey Mark wrote:noteworthy

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