by Andy Jurick » Tue Aug 23, 2011 8:46 am
This probably also applies for Drum Corps types, we are all geeks at SO many levels. (and we will understand all the references!)
The Top 15 Science Fiction Geek Pickup Lines
15> "Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on 'stunning.'"
14> "I can't help it -- my eyes are trapped in the gravitational
field of your breasts!!"
13> "Nice Asimov."
12> "Not only can I beam you aboard, I can beam you a woody."
11> "W-w-w-w-w-wo-would y-y-y-y-you g-g-g-g-go o-o-out w-w-w-w...
ah, screw it."
10> "Is that Shai-Hulud, the life-giving spice-producing god-worm
in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"
9> "Earth woman, prepare to be probed!"
8> "Forgive my Kirk-like boldness, but you wanna go back to my
mom's place and watch 'Dr. Who'?"
7> "How 'bout I slip into something more comfortable... like
these STAR TREK VOYAGER pajamas!"
6> "I'm the droid you're looking for."
5> "Is that a spare Vulcan ear in your pocket or... well, I'm
just asking because some jerk in the parking lot pulled
off one of my Vulcan ears."
4> "Hey, baby. I own Microsoft."
3> "Your mouth says, 'Shields up!', but your eyes say, 'A hull
breach is imminent.'"
2> "I sense something... a presence I've not felt since I saw
you bend over the registration table."
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Science Fiction Geek Pickup Line...
1> "If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you watch me
masturbate while I download pictures of Jeri Ryan?"
This probably also applies for Drum Corps types, we are all geeks at SO many levels. (and we will understand all the references!)
The Top 15 Science Fiction Geek Pickup Lines
15> "Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on 'stunning.'"
14> "I can't help it -- my eyes are trapped in the gravitational
field of your breasts!!"
13> "Nice Asimov."
12> "Not only can I beam you aboard, I can beam you a woody."
11> "W-w-w-w-w-wo-would y-y-y-y-you g-g-g-g-go o-o-out w-w-w-w...
ah, screw it."
10> "Is that Shai-Hulud, the life-giving spice-producing god-worm
in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"
9> "Earth woman, prepare to be probed!"
8> "Forgive my Kirk-like boldness, but you wanna go back to my
mom's place and watch 'Dr. Who'?"
7> "How 'bout I slip into something more comfortable... like
these STAR TREK VOYAGER pajamas!"
6> "I'm the droid you're looking for."
5> "Is that a spare Vulcan ear in your pocket or... well, I'm
just asking because some jerk in the parking lot pulled
off one of my Vulcan ears."
4> "Hey, baby. I own Microsoft."
3> "Your mouth says, 'Shields up!', but your eyes say, 'A hull
breach is imminent.'"
2> "I sense something... a presence I've not felt since I saw
you bend over the registration table."
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Science Fiction Geek Pickup Line...
1> "If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you watch me
masturbate while I download pictures of Jeri Ryan?"